Abuse (24Jun’13)

Posted: June 24, 2013 in Juneathon, not running, running
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Oi… you!

Yeah you, you stinky cheese bucket!

Don’t you stick your tongue out at me, you dirty great pavement-pounder.

You smell.

Yeah you smell like you’ve never had a wash!

Do you fancy playing a game of tennis?

This kind of abuse, should not be directed at your running shoes. Especially not the last bit.

Running shoes do not like moving sideways. They like running forwards.

They do not like stopping quickly, turning around, sprinting back, skidding, playing a fantastic overhead shot to the opponent’s back hand before coming in and taking control of the net, forcing the pass or another lob and then when it is a lob, once more sprinting off and twisting around at the last second to pull off a most amazing cross-court low over the net pass to take the second set!! Oh yes!…. I mean…. NO, they don’t like that at all…

…and if you make them do it, they will let you know…

  1. Athena says:

    yes, but did you win?

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